FIX BASEBALL: HIRE CHENEY AS COMMISSIONER TO WATERBOARD PLAYERS AND OWNERS

Wanna clean up baseball? Fire Bud Selig as commish and hire unemployed Dick Cheney. Have him waterboard every player and owner who has made off with millions while ripping off hard working fans who fill the seats with the only extra money they have. We'll get to the depths of this Steroid crap by Monday. Clean up baseball. Get Darth Vader on the job. now.