Thursday, April 30, 2009

Gitmo Detainees May Be Held on U.S. Soil


The administration is finally coming to the realization that we are going to have to move detainees into the country because no one else is going to take a substantial amount of them. France is taking 1 and Holdler has been in Europe trying to pull more allies on board.  Looks like more business for Larry Levine.  Read here.

Souter Plans to Retire From Supreme Court



Obama is going to get to appoint his first SC judge.  Souter was appointed by Bush 1 so this could move the direction of the court.  Maybe he will choose judge judy, although I doubt she would want to take a pay cut.

DUTCH CAR MASSACRE


This car tried to get at the royal family. 5 were killed during this parade. bizarre. read article

100 DAYS SHOW!


Listen live tommorrow 10am-noon Friday May 1 on www.eastvillageradio.com as TJ and the TUX head into uncharted waters, the 2nd 100 days of Obama. Of course they'll be doing it with washed hands and surgical masks so they don't get Swine flu during the show. Chris Weigant from the Huffington Post will join us as we take a look back as well as a look ahead at our ridiculous planet.

BIDEN GAFFE


White House is apologizing for Joe Biden who said don't fly or hang out in confined spaces like giant pieces of tupperware. Swine flu prevention advice is coming from everywhere these days.

OBAMA'S CHRYSLER SPEECH AT NOON.


Chapter 11 on the way. read article

PIGS ARE THE SCAPEGOAT



Is swine flu what Noam Chomsky would call a government "distraction" for 2 wars, a failed economy and an auto industry trying to take us into the future without a "how to" manual for the present? Maybe. Is this Swine Flu an excuse to throw up a Great Wall of Obama on the border? Doubt it. Either way, whatever the Swine flu is, don't blame the damn Pigs. They eat shit, yea, so what. We bet some little kid thought it was play doh, started having a snack, kickstarting this pandemic. Can't blame a pig for living in pig shit. Blame the parents.

KARL ROVE SAYS DON"T BE CONFUSED


Karl Rove reminds us with his twitter post that  100 days but don't overlook gap b/w policies & personality. why is this text so big?

1976 swine flu PSA's

Swine Flu???? I'm too fast for it to catch me....

Swine Flu shuts down "Friday Night Lights"


High school sports in TX have been suspended until May 11th. School officials say 53,000 students are out of school for concern. Read here.

P.S. - love the larry king quote on the movie poster. What happened to Hoosiers or The Natural?

We be broke


I don't really know how to accept that we are spending the amount of money we are in afghanistan without making ourselves safer. It really is not worth the lives and treasure.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Specter already splits with Dems



1 day after leaving the republican party for the democratic party, senator Arlen Spector voted against President Obama's budget. He looks more like an independent to me, or maybe his muscle memory made him mistakenly pull the wrong lever during the vote... damn senior moments.

The axe!


Ken Lewis got voted out of his chairman of the board position today at B of A. Although I'm not sure what that means considering that he remains on as the president and CEO of the company. Does this mean that his golden parachute will be filled with an anvil? Read here.

OBAMA WARNS US TO WASH OUR HANDS


In the press room tonite Obama looked back on the 1st 100 days pleased with steps taken to make changes but not satisfied. There is alot to do he said. Then he told us to wash our hands and cover our mouths, the Swine flu is now a pandemic. He went on to answer NO on should we close the Mexican border given the Flu problem. YES that waterbaording is torture and that the Bushies judgement with it was wrong. NO that Cheney claiming "enhanced interrogation techniques " kept us safe , becuase who knows if other ways would have worked too and are we really safer anyway. NO to the increased violence in Iraq slowing up withdrawal plans. YES that we can secure Pakistani nukes from Taliban and Al Qaeda. His Wordgame with the NY times ..Surprised with the number of critical issues, Enchanted with the brave military, Humbled that the powerful seat of the president is only one power center. YES and NO should state secrets be modified. NO the govt does not want to run banks and companies but the grave situation called for intervention

100 DAYS SHOW GUEST: CHRIS WEIGANT


Political contributor to the Huffington Post, Weigant will join the guys Friday on the final 100 days show as Obama and the guys head into the next phase. Check him out on his website www.chrisweigant.com as well as at the Huffington Post.

STRENGTHEN IMMUNE SYSTEM AND FIGHT AGAINST GETTING SWINE FLU!


We're kidding. sort of. Men's health article. Read it

"PATIENT ZERO" IDENTIFIED


Are you kidding us? This little runt in Mexico started the Swine Flu pandemic? The parents are blaming a U.S owned pig farm there. The 4 year old will be holding a 3pm press conference to discuss the dire situation. 

OBAMA THINKS WE SHOULD MAYBE CLOSE SCHOOLS


Swine flu danger is a potential domestic catastrophe. The president thinks that severe action may be necessary. Sounds like we got a Bubonic Plague on our hands. Stay tuned. read article

1st US SWINE FLU DEATH


Not exactly an achievement. More so a cause for concern. Although one analyst said 1 in 1000 die from the common flu each year. The only response to that stat would be "yea but we have answers for the common flu. This 1st deth may be the tip of the iceberg." The Swine flu is dominating news now. We're getting surgical masks. 

Treasury to Citi and BOA: Drop Dead


The early results from the financial "stress tests" that the treasury department ran on the big 19 are back.  It does not look good for Citi and BOA.  Get ready for another lesson in fuzzy math.  This time it seems the banks are upset with the revenue projections that the government is making.  I think fudging revenue is a freshman course for a fuzzy math major.... this should be easy. Read here.

Caught in the spider's web

Wall street is an incestual place.  Gretchen Morgenson had a great piece in The Times yesterday about the links between The Street and The Fed.  Interesting tidbit that I did not know:  the NY fed is a private institution paid for and managed by wall street.  They select their own regulators!

Ken Lewis could finally be out a Bank of America


B of A votes today on the fate of Ken Lewis.  Even if he is ousted im sure he will surface again somewhere in the incestual financial industry.  Maybe he can move to head the New York fed and complete the cycle.  Read here. 

Dickipedia: a wiki of dicks


Here is John Yoo. Lots of other dicks to choose from here.  My favorite are miscellaneous dicks.... oil, your mom, the pilgrams - such dicks

Why torture does not work


Ali Soufan was an F.B.I. supervisory special agent from 1997 to 2005. He was one of the guys that actually interrogated terrorists. He wasn't up in an ivory tower like Hayden, Addington and Cheney. This is what he has to say.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

OBAMA "FURIOUS" OVER NY PLANE


He's ordering a review of the situation. Rightfully so. Whoever thought a photo shoot with a low flying 747 in NYC was ok given the emotional trauma 9-11 left everyone, is an idiot and needs to be fired. No..arrested and prosecuted.

SUPPORT FOR SAME SEX MARRIAGE GROWS


42 percent feel same sex marriage should be legal, up from 33 percent last month. Look out all you modern day "Brown vs Board of Ed" bible thumpers. Your grasp on this generations equivalent to equal rights battle of the Sixties, is slipping. Iowa opened the door yesterday for the 1st time to those seeking their marriage license. Time to stop holding on to the past and accept the fact that equality for all means just that. C'mon America like MLK once said, "be what you say you are."

WH TO FINALLY CONFIRM HEALTH SEC. WASN"T KATHLEEN SEBELIUS ALREADY CONFIRMED?


OK this one's confusing. Kathleen Sebelius of Kansas paid her back taxes didn't she? Was her appointment still in doubt? OK don't mind us we're running high fevers, dizzy and vomiting from this Swine flu that we thought was just another cold borne out of the dirty East Village. Anyway, since we are fighting a breakout that, if it were up to Dustin Hoffman in the movie "Outbreak," he'd quarantine the population, the White House is rushing to confirm Sebelius. Now all that's left is a staff, or in the very least an office manager for Tim Geithner. A guy we're sure is annoyed that he goes to meeting, makes policy, AND answers the phones over in the Treasury office.

WHITE HOUSE APOLOGIZES FOR LOW FLYING PLANE


Mayor Bloomberg called the photo op "ridiculous" and "poor judgement." The White House has apologized for the mistake that left many in NY well, shitting a brick. I remember 9-11 like it was yesterday. It woke me up out of a stupor. I went out on 9-10 until 4am and when the 1st plane flew over my apartment it sounded like I was in the front row of a NASCAR race. Then a pause..Then..BOOM!!! I got dressed, got a coffee (of course) took my camera (I was camera happy after a summer trip to Europe months prior) and took photos of the ensuing mess. Second plane. Street reactions of people. Twenty blocks from the towers. Hence, every low flying plane, no matter where I am, grabs my attention. I missed this one but can completely understand the panic that must have set in. The apology was swift. The original idea was not thought out. Let's move on.

Monday, April 27, 2009

100 Days: What Obama Wants You To Read

Jim Vandehei and John Harris piece from politico.com
We'll have our own thoughts soon enough. Trust us.
read article

100 Days: What Obama Wants You To Read

Jim Vandehei and John Harris piece from politico.com
We'll have our own thoughts soon enough. Trust us.
read article

IDIOTS






Someone must have been drunk at Andrews Air Force base this morning.  The DoD flew a back up air force 1 plane over manhattan and jersey city this morning for a "photo op".  The 747 was flanked by two fighter jets. The planes circled the island 3 times, and the DoD did not even inform the mayor of NYC.  People were freaking out because of how close the plane got to buildings in the financial district.  rightly so. Whole buildings emptied into the streets. What were these people thinking?

GM CUTS PONTIAC


23,000 jobs cut, Pontiac cut. GM on the ropes. Trying to survive

1ST 100 DAYS OF BILL CLINTON


Washington Post video expose continues. This time with William Jefferson Clinton. what a name. watch video

WORLDWIDE CONCERN ABOUT SWINE FLU


Is this life imitating art? Like Dustin Hoffman in 1995's OUTBREAK,  viral strain threatens the world. Or scares the daylights out of it. The Swine Flu is showing up all over the place, most recently in Spain, and causing alot of concern. read article

TALIBAN CALLS TRUTH WORTHLESS.


Pakistani govt now steps up the attacks. Renegging on agreements usually brings this result. read article

SHOULD OBAMA WEAR SHORTS?


Shorts look dumb. On any guy. Let alone the president. Here's one vote that says ..no. read article

Sunday, April 26, 2009

JOE BIDEN ON 60 MINUTES


"It's not you I'm worried about it's me." Joe Biden joked to 60 minutes  on his fear of creating another trademark gaffe. watch interview

US DECLARES PUBLIC EMERGENCY: SWINE FLU


I"m surprised this flu didnt start in Chinatown. What a smelly disease infested shit hole full of carcasses, flies and stench. Anyway, read article

IRANIAN LEADER OPEN TO TWO STATE SOLUTION.


Whatever decision they make is fine with us. Yeah right. Read article.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

MOVING BACK IN WITH MOM AND DAD


Many adults are being forced to , with job losses and bills mounting. Hey ma, you there? It's me , TJ. I got a question for ya...read article.

CLINTON TRIES TO REASSURE JITTERY IRAQIS


Sec of State Hillary Clinton reassured Iraqis that this latest suicide bombing string was a" last gasp for rejectionists." Jittery Iraqis try to piece it back together as what was seemingly a more stable situation has digressed over the last few days. read article

CRAIGS LIST KILLER TELLS FAMILY "MORE IS COMING OUT."


This story may turn into a Jeffrey Dahmer type of sorts. The Craigslist killer told his family (above) that "more is coming out" and to "forget about me." This 23 yr old med student has ruined alot of lives, deceased and living. More may be yet to be revealed. Yikes. read article

Otitis Media


Nothing is certain in life except death and taxes (or coup deVilles and hookers, if you're Elvis). Just one of the few phrases we are ALL familiar with. Another one is "activist judges" - a pejorative that certain sides of the spectrum, who will remain direction-less, like to bandy about like "communist" or "liberal" (as if those were bad things). Well here's just one example of how this term is a distortion of reality. Unfortunately, it's an easy one to make since you could just about squeeze the number of people who don't understand the nuances of the Federal Judiciary into all of mainland China.

Read article.

Just to clarify, the Supreme Court has recorded the audio of everything they've done since about 1955; I'm not sure what more we'd get out of actually watching Clarence Thomas fall asleep or Ruth Bader Ginsburg age, but who knows? And, regarding Ginsburg "invoking foreign law," well, here's what she actually said: Read article.

For more insight into the mainstream media's creativity with the truth, listen to TJ and The Tux on EastVillageRadio.com

FLU PANDEMIC THREATENS US


The same flu that killed 68 in Mexico is apparently picking up steam here. Be on the lookout for this viral strain, and story.

Iranian reporter on hunger strike


She won't eat unless she's released. She's been sentenced to 8 years for espionage.  This has become an international situation. Reporting or unearthing news not reported is dangerous and should be done with that knowledge. and understanding read article

Friday, April 24, 2009

TJ AND THE TUX DISCUSS TORTURE

Did Cheney and Rice sign off on torture? Torture has been illegal since the Constitution was written ? Did the DOJ give the Bushies the license to string em up by the nuts and start slamming them into rubber walls? The Taliban are 70 miles from Islamabad as the Pakistanis cut a deal and try to figure out their ass from their elbow. Many leaders walk out on Ahmadinejad at the Anti-racism conference. Is he the poster boy for racist leaders or is he trying to find his own voice as Iranian elections near? Spitzer's back, Blago is negged from Reality TV by the courts and Community Service is being touted by Bloomberg and Obama, even though we're all broke and can't afford to pay bills, let alone work for free. Listen to the show on www.eastvillageradio.com

PELOSI KNEW HARMAN WAS WIRETAPPED.


Of course that's not what she said originally. This story may pick up steam as the "honesty" card gets flipped over and over by partisan gamblers. Read article.

FORD's FIRST 100 DAYS


In the spirit of Barack Obama's first 100 days, Bob Woodward takes us back to the guy who hit his head on the Presidential helicopter. A lot. He also pardoned Tricky Dick. read article

ANOTHER SUICIDE BLAST IN BAGHDAD


60 more are dead. Sunni insurgents being blamed. We sure we got this under control? read article

LIZ CHENEY ATTACKS OBAMA


Dick Cheney's daughter says O "has an obligation to stand up." The Cheny team is out in full force as daddy's name swirls around the sign-off period for torture. read article

Thursday, April 23, 2009

SHOULD AMERICA TORTURE?


Does torture work, that is the real question. No wait, that's not the real question. Is it legal? As if there are actually laws. Nobody follows the "no roadside bomb" laws in Baghdad. The U.S. is a country of laws, though, so anything less is hypocritical if you get caught hitting out of bounds. Still, if it works it entices people to break the law more. read article

U.S PUSHING CHRYSLER TO FILE FOR CHAPTER 11


Once in bankruptcy, the UAW, GOVT and FIAT would take over. Workers will get their benefits and pensions in exchange for filing for Chapter 11. read article