Thursday, July 16, 2009

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED: CELEBRATING THE MOON LANDING WITH ONE QUESTION. WHERE IS OUR MOON COLONY?


On July 16 1969 Americans not only became the 1st to land ont he Moon, they symbolically bitchslapped the Russians in the proxy Space race war being played out as another yet theatre in the Cold War. Buzz Aldrin calling it "one giant leap for mankind" was true. Sort of. We still can't cure cancer. Wars pop up seemingly every day. Hatred is still rampant on this planet. However, some of us do know what a moon crater feels like now.

The real question is, how come we haven't sorted out how to make a Moon colony yet? Completely encased in glass. Like the LOve Boat but transparent, with oxygen tanks, indoor pools, live entertainment like Las Vegas. TJ and the TUX want to congratulate those astronauts and mission control heads who took part in this glorious achievment 40 years ago today. It's just that we thought we'd be further along at this point. We had our Kadima paddles packed alredy. C'mon NASA stop celebrating. You're only as good as your last day. Shock and Awesome needs a Moon vacation.

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