With joblessness rising faster than at any point in history, TJ and the TUX have decided to stoop to all time lows in human history. The talk show tag team will claim to be Michael Jackson's children today, before someone else books Larry King live with the same fictitious claim next Monday. King, who may start wearing a white glove and begin moonwalking on his maple wood CNN desk any minute now, will be the duo's prime time target for this pathetic attempt at press, notoriety and cash. The duo may also claim to be "friends" with Jackson. The same type of "friends" that let a beautiful caring person sink into oblivion. TJ and the TUX love these types of friends, and have always strove to to be that themselves.
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